Working
people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into
town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went
up to him and said, " Come on man, how about
giving a senior citizen a break ? "
He ignored us and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a sh..-head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for
about 20 minutes. The more
we abused him, the more tickets he wrote... Personally, we didn't care.
We came into town by bus and saw the car had a Sarah Palin sticker... We try to have a
little fun each day now that we're retired... It's important at our age.